CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of coffee like a individual depends on oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it makes me unease. Black doesn't concern much, as long as that bitter flavor reaches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am a creature of routine, and that tradition is my mo